The Realish Housewives: A Parody
Call your best frenemies now and get tickets for this performance brimming with brawls, booze and Botox. The Realish Housewives are fully loaded and ready to take on North America.
Get ready for loony ladies Rovanka, Claudia Louise, Gwen, Desiree, Brooke and your host Randy to take on the current events and people making headlines in your hometown. The audience even gets in on the act! This is one reality trainwreck that’ll leave you laughing ‘til you cry your false eyelashes off!
“Hilarious! This farcical show takes up the challenge with gusto”
The Realish Housewives of Hancock County
Marathon Center For The Performing Arts
Jan 22-24, 2016MORE INFO
The Realish Housewives of San Diego
San Diego, CA
The Balboa Theatre
February 2-7, 2016MORE INFO
The Realish Housewives of Seattle
The Moore Theatre
February 11-14, 2016MORE INFO
The Realish Housewives of Waukee
Des Moines, IA
The Temple Theatre
February 23-28, 2016MORE INFO
The Realish Housewives of Charlotte
Blumenthal Performing Arts
March 1-6, 2016MORE INFO
The Realish Housewives of Boston
March 29 – April 3, 2016MORE INFO
The Realish Housewives of Clifton Park
April 8-10, 2016MORE INFO
The Realish Housewives of West Hartford
Maxwell M. & Ruth R. Belding Theater
April 13-16, 2016MORE INFO
The Realish Housewives of Raleigh: A Parody
Fletcher Opera Theater
April 19-24, 2016MORE INFO
The Realish Housewives of Cherry Creek
Garner Galleria Theatre
May 3-22, 2016MORE INFO
MEET THE CHARACTERS
“I know, right? I don’t even work out. This just happens.”
Our gay and excitable host. Delighted with himself and his media empire, he encourages conflict and meltdowns while keeping everyone liquored up.
“People assume because I’m royalty, I don’t have to work. But I work it every day.”
She is royalty, in terms of having a title, and in her own mind. Every moment is about her. Talks with vague Eastern European accent (which may or may not be fake).
“This business gal worked her tushie off, earning every dime on her own. Now it’s time to spend it.”
She’s a brassy, self-made woman with a chip on her shoulder because she’s not part of high society. She’s no-nonsense and a little bossy – much to Ravonka’s dismay.
“With the best friends and the perfect family, I have everything! EXCEPT the need to apologize for it.”
She thinks her perfect family is better than everyone else’s. Preachy and gossipy, her confidence could give her a false sense of security.
“How can you be this driven AND look this good? You’ve gotta be something I call… glambitious.”
Gwen is an ambitious, political player. She just got out of prison for a local scandal and she’s hungry to climb the power ladder again.
“I always stick my neck out for my friends. Maybe that’s because I’m a neck model.”
A neck model. Yes, that’s right, an entitled, pampered neck model. While she is ever the optimist, she often has no idea what’s going on.