The Realish Housewives: A Parody

Call your best frenemies now and get tickets for this performance brimming with brawls, booze and Botox. The Realish Housewives are fully loaded and ready to take on North America.

Get ready for loony ladies Rovanka, Claudia Louise, Gwen, Desiree, Brooke and your host Randy to take on the current events and people making headlines in your hometown. The audience even gets in on the act! This is one reality trainwreck that’ll leave you laughing ‘til you cry your false eyelashes off!

 

“Hilarious! This farcical show takes up the challenge with gusto”

~Minneapolis Star-Tribune

TOUR DATES

 


The Realish Housewives of Hancock County

Findlay, OH
Marathon Center For The Performing Arts

Jan 22-24, 2016

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The Realish Housewives of San Diego

San Diego, CA
The Balboa Theatre

February 2-7, 2016

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The Realish Housewives of Seattle

Seattle, WA
The Moore Theatre

February 11-14, 2016

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The Realish Housewives of Waukee

Des Moines, IA
The Temple Theatre

February 23-28, 2016

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The Realish Housewives of Charlotte

Charlotte, NC
Blumenthal Performing Arts

March 1-6, 2016

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The Realish Housewives of Boston

Boston, MA
Shubert Theatre

March 29 – April 3, 2016

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The Realish Housewives of Clifton Park

Schenectady NY
Proctors Theatre

April 8-10, 2016

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The Realish Housewives of West Hartford

Hartford, CT
Maxwell M. & Ruth R. Belding Theater

April 13-16, 2016

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The Realish Housewives of Raleigh: A Parody

Raleigh, NC
Fletcher Opera Theater

April 19-24, 2016

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The Realish Housewives of Cherry Creek

Denver, CO
Garner Galleria  Theatre

May 3-22, 2016

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MEET THE CHARACTERS

 

RANDY BOWEN

RANDY BOWEN

 

“I know, right? I don’t even work out. This just happens.” 

Our gay and excitable host. Delighted with himself and his media empire, he encourages conflict and meltdowns while keeping everyone liquored up.

RAVONKA

RAVONKA

 

“People assume because I’m royalty, I don’t have to work. But I work it every day.” 

She is royalty, in terms of having a title, and in her own mind. Every moment is about her. Talks with vague Eastern European accent (which may or may not be fake).

BROOKE

BROOKE

 

“This business gal worked her tushie off, earning every dime on her own. Now it’s time to spend it.” 

She’s a brassy, self-made woman with a chip on her shoulder because she’s not part of high society. She’s no-nonsense and a little bossy – much to Ravonka’s dismay.

CLAUDIA-LOUISE "CL"

CLAUDIA-LOUISE "CL"

 

With the best friends and the perfect family, I have everything! EXCEPT the need to apologize for it.” 

She thinks her perfect family is better than everyone else’s. Preachy and gossipy, her confidence could give her a false sense of security.

GWEN

GWEN

 

“How can you be this driven AND look this good? You’ve gotta be something I call… glambitious.” 

Gwen is an ambitious, political player. She just got out of prison for a local scandal and she’s hungry to climb the power ladder again.

DESIREE

DESIREE

 

“I always stick my neck out for my friends. Maybe that’s because I’m a neck model.” 

A neck model. Yes, that’s right, an entitled, pampered neck model. While she is ever the optimist, she often has no idea what’s going on.